Snizzlator

1) Use Firefox.
2) Install Greasemonkey by clicking With a name like Greasemonkey…
3) Install The Snizzlator by clicking I’m not sure about this whole snizzlator thing.
4) Go to your favorite site.
5) Behold the power of random.

This thing has preferences too.  Just right-click the monkey’s face:

Right-Click the Monkey face.

The results?

1) Use Firefox, G. All the otha’ brotha’s wanna be me, see?
2) Install Greasemonkey by clickin’ Wit a name like Greasemonkey…
3) Install Tha Snizzlata’ by clickin’ I’m not sho’ about dis whole snizzlata’ thang.
4) Go to yo’ favorite site.
5) Behold tha powa’ of rizznandom.

Dis thang have preferences too.  Jus’ right-clizzle tha monkey’s grill:

Right-Click tha Monkey grill cuz we creepin’ up on ya.

T-Shirts

The funny t-shirt design craze has hit my world.  Here are some shirt designs of mine (with collaboration, in some instances, with friends from work).  Some are more lame than others.  You’ll be better off after this.  You should probably look at them all twice.

Oh! So Grande

Party Hulk

G Pin

Party Hulk Athletic

Long Distance Gleek

X Pulp

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100% is 90.909 of 110%

About What Are You Talking?

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Oyster Cracker ???

Monkeys dont kill people.

Set Theory - Some get it.

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Its like a progress bar...

Crazy Bear

SHED Security

I coined this phrase a while back, but it is high time that it gets documented somewhere so that when the money starts rolling in, I get my cut.

SHED security is the term used for a common type of weak security in an application.  You get it – shed vs. some other type of secure structure.  But SHED is an acronym for Show/Hide Enable/Disable.  So this method of security is only about the UI.  Hide/Disable a field, and the user can’t edit that property on the object.  BAM! Secure!

My blog is so cool.

I just wanted to write an entry to talk to everyone and acknowledge how cool my blog is.  This post, especially, illustrates my point beautifully.